- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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men's rights activists

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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