- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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