What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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