A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Matthew Wyckoff

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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