- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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