a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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