- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

united we sit, cause we're fat

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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