- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Yo Mama just died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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