Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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guess what what ...

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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