How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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