- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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