How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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haha

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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no rasist joks

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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