Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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deez nuts

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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