You're welcome. On to the next house.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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american idol

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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