Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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