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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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