- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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