- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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