What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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star wars kid

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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One time i was sitting down

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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