- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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