What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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