deez nuts

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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