- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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