- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Barack Obama is a good president.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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