Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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