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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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