Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

roses are red poo is poo

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Women's Rights

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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