So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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