Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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woman's rights

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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