What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Dwarf Shortage

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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