What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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