- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

God is real.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Dislike if you are a prostitute

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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