What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Anti Joke

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