- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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