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a irish man walks past a bar

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

ur gey

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

haha

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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