Hej Erik och Leo!!

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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