- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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