- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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