Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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