What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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