- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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