Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Potassium? K.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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