- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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