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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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