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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

If you come to Anti-Joke.com to look at the Newest jokes please leave a comment. Thank you!

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