- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

There's my tractor.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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