Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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