- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like school Said no one ever.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Yellow People !!

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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