Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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I'm so punny.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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