- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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