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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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