If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Guess what What

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

i saw amango it splootered

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

antonio has a penis head.lol

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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