A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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