- Anti Joke

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.