- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

I'm so punny.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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