- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Women's rights

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Refridgerator.

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