yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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