- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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