- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Gay rights.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Your big dick.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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