- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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