- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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