- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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