- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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