- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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