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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

. . I am a whale

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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