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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

You are joking right?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

A praying mantis is very graceful

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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