- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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