What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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