- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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